Co-worker at noon: "I don't think I'll have a drink at the company outing." Co-worker at midnight:

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce) 09/10/2020 at 12:24 • Filed to: None

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We went to a taco place yesterday afternoon for a brief company outing/late lunch . Everyone went home at 4 pm except for the shipping guy who said he was staying for “one beer with the bartender”. Given that he finally crawled into work at 11 am , I have attached an artist’s interpretation of what probably happened last night. We are all taking turns sneakily honking the horns on forklifts whenever he’s nearby. Good times :)

Chariotoflove > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/10/2020 at 12:33

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Ah, the old choose your own adventure books. Analog adventuring at its finest.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Chariotoflove 09/10/2020 at 12:35

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“The waitress asks you if you’d like another tall Bud Light. You think about it for a moment and...”

If you DO get another beer, turn to page 92

If you DO NOT get another beer, turn to page 90

*turns to page 90*

“You didn’t do this....turn to page 92.”

Chariotoflove > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/10/2020 at 12:42

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“You didn’t do this....why did you even check out this book if you did? ... turn to page 92.”

facw > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/10/2020 at 12:51

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The real trick is to create a loop, so page 92 gets you back to 92.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > facw 09/10/2020 at 12:59

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Do you also subscribe to the Strong Bad school of book writing?

WilliamsSW > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/10/2020 at 13:04

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Ah yes, brings back memories of my younger days working in marketing. A few times a year, a bunch of us (including all of inside sales) would go out for lunch together.

We never, ever went back to work after those lunches.  Except one time a guy did, and sent a fax to *all* of our customers pouring his heart out.  He kept his job... barely.